"If you'd just pull over and ask for directions, you wouldn't get lost. Typical man..."
Au contrair, italicized one. I worked out the route from my hotel to my destination with the 2 front desk ladies and Google Maps the night before, and had solid directions written on a sheet of paper in letters large enough for me to read without my glasses (then they wanted to find their houses on the GMap satellite imagery, like all GMap newbies).
I took I-17 south, exited Jefferson. No problem.
I took a right on 16th St., in the groove.
Then the groove rapidly transformed into a rut.
Cut to the chase: It was the wrong 16th St. I should have kept going on Jefferson until I reached the next 16th St. It seems that there are 2 of each numbered street in Phoenix. You start at Central, and then the numbers go up in both east and west directions. The term for this is, I believe, all fucked up.
I should have arrived 15 minutes early, instead I was 15 minutes late. They understood though.
You know, numbers can actually go pretty high, I've heard. Duplicating street names like this is probably not necessary. Except in Phoenix, that is.
Ok, my mistake. On the west side of Central they are Avenues, on the east side they are Streets.
Its still stupid though.